Duncan's Outrageous Behaviour

We were at a club one evening after a few drinks in Prague, but it was packed.

A girl keeps saying she's really thirsty, but the bar was completely rammed and she can't be arsed to queue. Eventually she submits.

Twenty five minutes later:

Andrea

"I can't believe I had to queue for so long to get my beer, never doing that again!"

Duncan

"Do you mind if I have a quick sip?"

Andrea

"Yeah, sure, no problem!"

Geoff

"That's a finish! Buffalo!!"

Duncan glugs deeply and polishes it off. He dumps the empty pint glass on the table in front of the girl. Then he looks a little peeky, looks like that pint is going to bounce! He runs off and we see him a bit later on, smelling slightly worse. The girl has since left Prague, thank god.

That guy is a liability.